A Sadder Version of Dot‐coming

Guy #1: Oh man, they have the old GI Joe figures for sale on this site.
Guy #2: Oh shit, really? That’s awesome.
Guy #3: Yo, what site are you guys looking at?
Guy #4: www.neverbeenlaid.org.

–Starbucks, 7^th between 49^th & 50^th

Overheard by: Jon