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Absolut Hoboroadkill

Bag lady: This guy killed my boyfriend!
Hobo: No, I didn’t! Not directly!
Bag lady: He gave him vodka so he fell into a bus!

–Broadway & Waverly

  • Posted on November 15, 2022
  • Bag ladies, Gripes, Hobos, The Village
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