Actually, the Most Ironic Thing Would Be for Him to Have Died in Bed of Old Age

Dude: Death by a stingray? Fitting if he died from a crocodile, but it would be ironic if he died from being killed by a serial killer dressed in a crocodile costume.
Chick: Haha… Yeah…

–W 4th Bun Shop

Overheard by: Lux