And All She Ever Ate Was JFK’s Penis

Middle-aged, overweight woman #1: How can these brownies be low fat? Look at these ingredients! Walnuts, almonds… This can’t be low fat!

Woman #2 points to a picture of Marilyn Monroe on the wall.

Woman #1: She was a size twelve, you know.

–Cafe Bacio, 71st & 1st

Overheard by: Emily Duncanson