And Maybe Give Up This Ironic Detachment From the Only Life I’ll Ever Have

Hipster #1: I love it when my nose starts bleeding all over the fucking place. That just makes my day.
Hipster #2: Yeah, that’s good times.
Hispter #1: I should probably quit doing coke.
Hipster #2: Yeah, probably.

–Starbucks, Delancey & Allen

Overheard by: not a hipster, I swear