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And Talk Nice to the Lock

Barnard girl #1: Help! My key won't penetrate the lock.
Barnard girl #2: Just spit on it.

–Barnard College

  • Posted on July 5, 2015
  • Advice, Columbia (& Barnard), Smegma, Students, Weirdness
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