Angry, High and Tired: I See Postal Work in Your Future

Teen boy #1: When I get drunk and high, I get angry. When I get drunk, I get loud. When I get high, I get tired.
Teen boy #2: I can’t believe you expect me to dignify that with a response.
Teen boy #1: I don’t.

–LIRR

Overheard by: Shannon Bowman-Sarkisian