Are There No Applebee’s? Are All the Olive Gardens Full?

Woman at table: Ugh, I can’t believe they would do that! It’s so rude!
Friend: Who? What?
Woman: Bring a child out. (motions to screaming toddler two tables away)
Friend: Well, it’s not like they farted or something.
Woman: Still, it’s gross. This isn’t Connecticut, and there should be laws – for everyone’s safety!

–Dos Caminos, Soho

Overheard by: Tommy