Are You Into the Hot Dogs or the Sodomy?

Gay guys are on line with a group of straight guys behind them.

Gay guy #1: I think I want a hot dog.
Gay guy #2: I can help you with that.
Gay guy #3: People can hear you.

They walk away

Straight guy to friends: I would make such a good gay guy.

–Shea Stadium

Overheard by: Hogan