As Loud As Opera, but for No Apparent Reason

Teen boy: Mom, are you sure that woman isn’t the same as the one in Phantom of the Opera?
Mom: I’m sure. It’s a different actress.
Teen boy: Because it’s that same loud-ass style of singing.
Mom: Broadway singing.
Teen boy: Yeah. Really loud-ass singing. I wonder where the school is for that.

Tarzan intermission, Richard Rogers Theatre

Overheard by: I wondered that myself