Girl on cell: Did I get tanked yesterday? Of course I got tanked yesterday! Yesterday was my getting-tanked day!
–79th, between 2nd & 3rd
Overheard by: Helena the Great
Little boy buying a soda: Can I drink mine inside a paper bag like Daddy does?
–Church & Chambers
Drunk: I’ll be so hungover for my AA meeting tomorrow!
–Time Square
Customer: Yeah, I haven’t seen a lot of alcoholics around lately. I wonder why?
–Joe Jr’s, 6th Ave & 12th St
Overheard by: Joe (but not Jr.)
Hobo: Anyone have a nickel or dime that I could put toward the purchase of alcohol?
–St. Marks & Ave A
Overheard by: rennysgirl
