Guy: What’s so funny? Vagina? I’m not scared to say ‘vagina,’ watch: Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina!
–Grand Army Plaza
Columbia student: Do strippers use their vaginas?
–Massawa Ethiopian, 120th & Amsterdam
Girl wearing jerz shirt: Guys, if I zipped my pussy, of course I would tell you.
–27th St
Middle school boy to another: Do you know what a ‘cunt’ is? It’s a pussy. [Pause] You should know that, it’s Jamaican.
–B69 bus
Overheard by: Bilingual
Guy standing in pile of luggage outside women’s restroom: Man, I’m glad my vagina’s not with me today.
–Grand Central Station
Overheard by: A Vagina
