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Beauty and the Beatdown

Daughter: Belle looks so beautiful.
Dad: I think your mom is prettier.
Mom: Oh, thanks, honey.
Guy behind them: Someone wants to get laid tonight.

—Beauty and the Beast showing

Overheard by: Amanda

  • Posted on July 27, 2015
  • Compliments, Families, Theater
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