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Bet I Know How She Maintains It

Guy #1: Did you see that chick who was throwing up?
Guy #2: No.
Guy #1: She had a pretty nice body.

–Metro-North

  • Posted on November 1, 2007
  • Beauty, Guys, Trains Not Subway, Vomit
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