Better Than Fat People Doing It in Front of You

Girl #1: We should go to a karaoke bar, get a whole bunch of people and get a room.
Girl #2: A room?
Girl #1: Yeah, they have private rooms.
Girl #2: Oh! So you don’t have to do it in front of fat people!

–11th Street between 1st & 2nd

Overheard by: Cait O’Connor