Nympho to friend: You don’t have to be drunk to hump things!
–A train
Overheard by: Cooper Cheatham
Chick on cell: The only thing getting me through this day is the liquor at the end of the tunnel.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Ladle
Man on cell: Yeah, but then once you graduate from college it’s called alcoholism.
–West Village
Chemistry professor: Ethanol is different from methanol, because ethanol you can drink. If someone drinks methanol, they will either, depending on how much they drink, become blind or they will die. This shows that you should not just drink anything, because it can be really messed up. Oh, and you shouldn’t drink and drive.
–Brooklyn College
Overheard by: Barbie
Girl to friend: Come on, let’s go drink our feelings.
–92nd & Lex
Overheard by: sarah
High school girl to boy: You know that girl that was giving us money to fight? She was the thick one. Thick. Except that day she was crazy drunk because she couldn’t find her glasses.
–Bronx train platform
Overheard by: David Weber
