Wednesday One-Liners Are Now on the Dollar Menu

Mother to wailing child: Honey, do you wanna go to McDonald’s?

–Whole Foods

Overheard by: caitlin

Guy yelling from street: Does anyone know where McDonald’s is? Anyone? Anyone?! Help meee!

–114th & Broadway

Overheard by: it’s on 125th

Suit to crazy hobo: Excuse me, do you know where I can find a good Wendy’s?

–28th & 7th

Overheard by: As opposed to a bad one..?

Chick: Like, I understand protests and everything, and I think it’s great to show your views and everything, but don’t do it right in my way! It’s just like, get out of my way to KFC! I need my fried chicken!

–Amtrak

Overheard by: colette

Tourist lady to another: A TGIF and a Wendy’s! This place has it all!

–34th & 8th

Overheard by: The McCrum

Ghetto chick on phone: Yo, let’s go get some food. Naw, fuck fast food. I want some real food, like KFC or somethin’…

–L train

Overheard by: wynsters the tigress

Queer club kid: I am not going to McDonald’s. The lighting is horrible.

–53rd & 9th

Overheard by: Julia K.