Dude on cell: I said I was born at night. I didn’t say I was born last night. I’m not stupid.
–Manhattan Mall
Bushwick native: We’ve got idiots wrapped in morons all over the place around here!
–L train shuttle stop, Morgan Ave
Overheard by: Erin Partridge
Woman to little girl: To be perfectly honest it just makes you look dumb, because you can only spell backwards.
–Times Square
Overheard by: mark
Mother to young son: When you grow up please don’t be like stupid people.
–A/C/E platform, 14th St station
Overheard by: Josh Barro
Chatty woman: I can’t ask my sister anything. She is such an idiot. She had a baby and it made her stupid.
–LIRR
Overheard by: pretending to be sleeping
