Woman #1: I can’t wait to get to the hotel this weekend and have a hot bath in a clean tub.
Woman #2: What, you can’t use your own tub?
Woman #1: I wouldn’t sit in it. It’s filthy. I only take a bath in hotel bathtubs.
Woman #2: Surely your bathtub is cleaner than a hotel bath where thousands of strange butts have been.
Woman #1: You’ve never seen my tub!
–Steps, NY Public Library
Overheard by: Librarian
