You Don’t Want to Know What She Does When She Gets Her Hands on the Sunny D

Ghetto chick: They got some shit out there called Purple Motherfucker.
Ghetto guy: Yeah, I know about that. I don’t like to talk about that shit, though.
Ghetto chick: That shit so good, make me wanna curse my momma an’ shit!

–A train, between 125th & 145th

Overheard by: Deckard