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Black Magic Is My Anti-Drug

Guy: What did you do all day?
Girl: Just drinking chicken blood and performing other secret rituals.
Guy: Nice. [They make out on street corner.]

–Houston & Ave C

  • Posted on August 5, 2015
  • Couples, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Sex & Relationships, Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!
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