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But I Feel Pretty

Hobo: Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl.
Girl he’s staring at: Thank you.
Hobo: Not you! You ain’t pretty!

–Crosstown bus

  • Posted on March 3, 2015
  • Beauty, Hobos, On the Bus
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