But Let’s Not Talk about Eggs, Okay?

40-ish woman: I’m probably just being overly sensitive, but I feel like people are looking at us when we’re together and wondering why I’m so much older…
20-ish guy: You shouldn’t let it get to you. Look, you’re not an egg salad sandwich — you’re not going to go bad after a certain date.
40-ish woman: That’s a beautiful thing to say.
20-ish guy: Yes, I’m quite a catch! You should be enjoying it more and worrying less!

–Barnes & Noble, Astor Pl