Can We Back Up to the Pleasure Palaces?

Boy #1, reading from art textbook: ‘They also built pleasure palaces’?!
Girl: What? Lemme see!
Boy #2, laughing with the others: Yeah, alliterations. They get me every time.
Boy #1: Um, we were actually referring more to the sexual innuendo.
Boy #2: … I think alliterations are funny.
Girl: Freak.

–Stuyvesant High

Overheard by: you haven’t seen her around similes