Chick: Oh my god, the last time I knew you I was a virgin!
–No Idea Bar, 20th St, between Broadway & Park
Overheard by: Jas
Old lady: Enter the train… She ain’t no virgin! Get in, get in!
–F train platform
Overheard by: Ritika
Crazy religious guy: The pope is a liar! He says that Mary’s a virgin as of today. That’s a lie! After Jesus was born, Mary and Joseph got married. You’re tellin’ me that they got married, but Joseph wasn’t hittin’ that?
–4 train
Bleached blonde to boyfriend: As far as my father is concerned, he thinks I am still a virgin… No, actually, there was that one summer he thought I was pregnant because I got fat…
–N train to Astoria
God squad lady: I have a two-month-old son, and I’m praying for his virginity.
–L train
Overheard by: Errol Stairpath
