40‐year‐old mom: Last year they took the class to a farm in Brooklyn, and he punted a live chicken.
–Christopher St & 7th Ave
Overheard by: confused
Woman in chicken suit handing out flyers: Please take one so I can go home!
–34th St & 7th Ave
Overheard by: Maggie
Girl on cell: … So he was right in the middle of the chicken…
–119th & Broadway
Teen girl: The chickens are gonna kill me, seriously!
–8th & Ocean
Hobo: Do you know how much I regret that? Nobody got AIDS… except the chicken.
–W 4th St subway station