Clearly You Haven’t Seen Her Creepy Scrapbook

Tween girl #1: He had a boner. It was so gross.
Tween girl #2: How do you know he had a boner?
Tween girl #1: I’ve known him since first grade. He had a boner.
Tween guy: How does knowing him since first grade have anything to do with knowing that he had a boner?

–Starbucks

Overheard by: Bryan