Conspiracy to Commit Ignorance

12-year-old kid: Shit, man, dem niggas isn’t shit.
Friend: Mmm-hm.
12-year-old kid: Shit, man… Man, I kill bofth dem niggas!
Friend: Mmm-hm, and I’d do it witcha.
12-year-old kid: Mmm-hm.

–188th & Hoffman, Bronx

Overheard by: why do i go to school in the Bronx?