Cornholings All Around!

Angry lady pushing frantically on back door: Open the fucking back door, goddammit!
Helpful guy #1: Hey! Back door!
Helpful guy #2: We’re not at the bus stop yet — this is a red light.
Angry lady pushing frantically on back door: Was I talking to you, bitch?
Helpful guy #2: Back door!

–M15 bus

Overheard by: Beeeej