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Correct Answer: CHUDs

Guy: These train drivers have to be suicidal. They spend all day underground in the dark.
Girl: Yeah, or they’re just vampires.

–N Train

Overheard by: Owen J

  • Posted on October 22, 2005
  • Idiots, On the Subway, Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!
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