Didn’t Scientists Decide He Was Too Small to Be Considered a Philosopher?

Drunk chick: Let me tell you a quote from Pluto.
Drunk dude: From Pluto?
Drunk chick: Yes.
Drunk dude: Mickey Mouse’s dog?
Drunk chick: The Greek philosopher!
Drunk dude: That’s Plato!

–Bar, 3rd Ave & 63rd St

Overheard by: All2Often