Do Not Attempt to Watch Will Smith While Operating Heavy Machinery

Cashier chick #1: Sundays, now.
Cashier chick #2: You like working Sundays?
Cashier chick #1: I love working Sundays. So quiet. You could sleep, like, three hours. Will Smith came in yesterday! He was shooting a movie.

–Duane Reade, 56th & 6th