Everyone Blows Noodles When They’re Really Drunk

Girl #1: Yo, that girl is nasty. She blew her dog.
Girl #2: No, she didn’t. She and her Mamas had sex with Duquan together.
Girl #1: No! Trick! That wasn’t her. She blew a dog. I saw it.
Girl #2: She blew Noodles?

–Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: Anna May M. Abris