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Everyone's a Fucking Critic!

Man singing in soulful, beautiful voice: Uptown, nigggah! Uptown niggaaah! Uptown nigga. Uptown niggggah!
Man on other side of the subway, moments later: We going downtown, nigggah!

–F Train

Overheard by: Jay Bee

  • Posted on May 2, 2015
  • Directions, Men, NYC Geography, On the Subway, Passengers, Public Transportation, Singing, Strangers
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