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For Her, Beauty Is Only Foreskin Deep

Chick #1, pointing at man leaving: That guy’s fly was open the entire ride.
Chick #2: Wow, you’re so observant. You notice everything.
Chick #1: I’m just really superficial.

–L train

  • Posted on March 15, 2023
  • Girls, Insults, On the Subway
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