From the Possibly Apocryphal Sondheim Project "Where There’s Fags There’s Fire"

Gay in cab: Hey, look, it’s a fiiireman!
Fireman: Hey, it’s a fag in a cab!
Gay in cab: Are there any more firemen?
Fireman: Are there any more fags in the cab?

–319 W 48th St

Overheard by: gianni jones