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Girl, Your Leg Is Not All That

Girl #1: Sometimes I wanna kill your cat.
Girl #2: But I thought you hated dogs.
Girl #1: I do, but your cat always looks at me like it wants to hump my leg.

–100th & Broadway

Overheard by: Amanda Fox

  • Posted on May 1, 2006
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