Good Evening, Wednesday One-liners and Gentlemen

Hobo: I take EZ-Pass too.

–96th & CPW

Hobo: Can you spare some change? Or a pineapple?

–4th Avenue & 8th Street

Hobo: Can you spare a dollar for a cup of coffee? How about an iced cappuccino?

–Madison & 62nd

Hobo: We been waiting for this train since May 5, 1987.

–86th Street B/C station

Hobo: Miss, miss, can you spare some change? Sir, sir? Ma’am?…You! You’ll speak when you’re spoken to!

–49th & 8th