He Scribbles Notes in the Margarines

Girl #1: I thought it was gross that he butters his bread on both sides.
Girl #2: Ew! He butters his bread on both sides?
Old woman: Is he married or something? I mean to be that particular…
Girl #3: No, he just wants to be published.

–Shun Lee Palace, East 55th Street

Overheard by: Andrew Saint‐John Goodwin