He’s a Referee, Not an Umpire

Dude: Do you have baseball cleats?
Store guy: What?
Dude: Baseball cleats.
Store guy: What are those?
Dude: Shoes that you play baseball in, they have spikes on the bottom…do you carry any?
Store guy: No, I don’t think so.

–Foot Locker, 34th & 6th

Overheard by: Adam Hill