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He's Figuring She'll Die in the Night

Homeless Woman: Psst. Psst. You da managa?
McDonald's Employee: Yes.
Homeless Woman: I could get a application?
McDonald's Employee: Come back tomorrow.

–McDonald's

Overheard by: Jamie

  • Posted on December 27, 2008
  • 9 to 5-ers, Bag ladies, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants & Cafes
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