He’s Just Like Brad but with Less Expensive Packaging

Girl #1: So I got that, like, Wal-stat stuff. Whatever the generic brand of Monistat is.
Girl #2: Dude, don’t skimp when it comes to your vagina. That’s an area where you really want quality.
Girl #1: Says the girl who slept with John!

–1020 Bar, 110th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: djlindee