He’s on the Thirteenth Step: Being Able to Act Drunk While Sober

Vendor: I don’t need your money! I don’t need your money! I don’t need your money!
Angry customer: Bullshit!
Vendor: I don’t need it! I got money! I don’t get high! You drink! I don’t need your money!

–112th & Broadway

Overheard by: Ukranian Boy