He’s the Greatest Beard a Gal Could Ask For

30‐year‐old #1: So we went out on Thursday, and he didn’t call me Friday or Saturday, which was good. Then he showed up at the party on Sunday and didn’t talk to me for the first 35 minutes. Yesterday, he left me a message telling me how nice the party was, and I haven’t called him back.
30‐year‐old #2: But you like him.
30‐year‐old #1: Yeah, I think it’s going well.

–12th & Broadway