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Hey, We Have TWO Toys ‘R Us, You Dumb Biotech!

Boy: I just heard that kid ask his mom what FAO Schwarz is. Come on, it’s FAO Schwarz!
Grandma: Well they may have been from out of town…like Brooklyn.

–58th & 5th

  • Posted on May 28, 2025
  • Ahhh! Real New Yorkers, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Only in New York
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