Jesus Christ, It’s Wednesday One-liners

Street vendor: I don’t have kids, I would never have kids. Well, unless Jesus Christ himself comes down to earth and says, “Kev, it’s me, Jesus. I think you should have kids.” Then I would consider it.

–46th & 6th

Businesslady: So I says to her, “Girl, you’ve gotta pray. You gotta get Jesus in your fucking life.”

–Downtown Brooklyn

Overheard by: Joel Warden

Woman: It was as if I had fallen into a Hell Pit, or something like that.

–Park Slope

Overheard by: MissHell