Teen daughter: Dad, what do you think we might see when we get there?
Straight‐faced dad: Naked lady on a white horse.
Red‐faced mom, after long pause: No.
Dad: What? When’s the last time you saw a white horse?
–A train
Teen daughter: Dad, what do you think we might see when we get there?
Straight‐faced dad: Naked lady on a white horse.
Red‐faced mom, after long pause: No.
Dad: What? When’s the last time you saw a white horse?
–A train
