I Figure if I Wait a Decade or So, I Can Tell My Kids I Invented ‘D’oh!’

Kid #1: DY‐NO‐MITE!
Kid #2: DY‐NO‐MITE!
Kid #1: DY‐NO‐MITE!
Kid #2: That’s funny. What’s that from?
Kid #1: My dad made it up. DY‐NO‐MITE!

–103^rd & Lex

Overheard by: Matthew K Johnson