Crazy guy: Yo! Hey, Superman!
A dude with a Superman shirt looks horrified.
Crazy guy: Yo, man! I’m just like you! I’m Spider‐Man!
He pulls up his shirt and yanks his underwear up out from under his pants, revealing a Spider‐Man logo.
Crazy guy: See? You know, if you wasn’t a dude, I wouldn’t have shown you.
The Superman dude sees two younger girls watching and laughing.
Crazy guy: Yo, don’t talk about me when you get off the train!
Overheard by: Matthias