I Just Like Getting On My Knees Five Times A Day

Hairdresser #1: So, you’re a practicing Muslim?
Hairdresser #2: Yep.
Hairdresser #1: So, do Muslims pray to God, or Mohammed, or both?
Hairdresser #2: I don’t really get into the details.

–East 19th St & Ave R, Brooklyn

Overheard by: brooklyn blonde

Headline by: ilemanzer

Runners-Up:

· “I pray to Allah Updo and Crewcut Christ” – katcob

· “I’m just into the hating Jews part.” – DaveO

· “I’m more about the accessories” – Ty

· “Islam is in-er than Thai ladyboys this season.” – eyp

· “Neither does the President.” – Becca


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